[This note appeared on my Facebook profile on Thursday, May 24 - Was loving it too much to leave it there]

I now understand why GoDaddy.com is the most poplar registrar of domain names on the Internet. People want and love sex. So GoDaddy only went with the flow and oriented their services towards what people want.

First off when you go to GoDaddy.com, you are greeted for no reason by a lady dressed up in tight leather telling you .info domains are 99c.. hot! The relation between a domain and a woman dressed in leather is pretty hazy.

I’m currently shopping for a new domain name since mine is about to expire and I’m tired of it. Which brings me to the best part. I tried searching for pn.com (my initials) which got rejected because it was too short. Instead, GoDaddy suggested the following to me:

YOURPN.COM $8.95*/yr
BIGPN.COM $8.95*/yr
NEWPN.COM $8.95*/yr
EASYPN.COM $8.95*/yr
HOTPN.COM $8.95*/yr
PNFORYOU.COM $8.95*/yr
PN4YOU.COM $8.95*/yr
YOURPNFORYOU.COM $8.95*/yr
YOURPN4YOU.COM $8.95*/yr
YOURPN4U.COM $8.95*/yr

Someone tell me what can I do with those domains other than host a site on which I offer sexual intercourse in exchange for remuneration.

[pierre-nick.com was the Chosen One]